I'm A Poet and I Didn't Even Know I Was One

Hi, my name is Parker. My hobbies include swimming, learning about French language and culture, and making promises I can't keep. Being in college is great.

ruinedchildhood:

"You should want a bad bitch like this"

ruinedchildhood:

"You should want a bad bitch like this"

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via snorlaxatives)

(Source: crentist, via lampsarepeopletoo)

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

image

(via maelrok)

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

(via hotwhiteguy)

tastefullyoffensive:

[happyjar]

Not a lie

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

(via snorlaxatives)

WiFi:

connected

Me:

then fucking act like it

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

(via chainsawpunk)