I'm A Poet and I Didn't Even Know I Was One

Hi, my name is Parker. My hobbies include swimming, learning about French language and culture, and making promises I can't keep. Being in college is great.

forrome:

"How’s school?"

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owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

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impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

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cadoized:

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

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marauders4evr:

OH MY GOD! I FOUND IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

For years, I’ve been saying that there was once a holiday Nickelodeon commercial and Rosie O’Donnell was a snowman and Mr. Krabs was rapping and the Crimson Chin was flirting with Debbie from The Wild Thornberries and most importantly…you see the embarrassing photo of Spongebob! Yes, that one! When Patrick says, “The embarrassing photo of Spongebob from that Christmas party” in The Secret Box, it’s from this commercial! I knew that this commercial existed and nobody believed me but here is the proof! This commercial actually existed!

The embarrassing snapshot of spongebob at the Christmas party!

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dongbufeng:

Legend of Korra Book 4 trailer

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

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